Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Monkee Girls

Out of curiosity (and a little boredom) I scoured IMDB for all the random actresses who appeared in Monkees episodes. Some interesting findings:

Murder victims: 1

Katherine Walsh, who played the young princess of a fictional country, was killed in London 4 years after she appeared on the show. No other details provided. Huh.

Prolific film make-up artists: 1

Judy Murdock, who played the under-appreciated sidekick/friend to a romantic lead, followed up her brief acting career with a long and apparently successful career as a make-up artist. She worked on such films as Hitch, Men In Black, and How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Hmm.

Successful voice actors: 1

Heather North, who played a girl who wore an equestrian riding helmet for no explicable reason, was the second voice of Daphne in the Scooby-Doo franchise.

Two-time Tony Award nominees: 1

Susan Browning played, appropriately, a melodramatic overactor in her one Monkees appearance.

Minor Teen Idols: 1

Donna Loren, known on the Monkees for her portrayal of a princess of unspecified Middle-Eastern heritage, appeared in Beach Blanket Bingo and several other movies in the same vein.

Children of Celebrities: 1

Deanna Martin, daughter of Dean Martin, played a cross-dressing rock singer on an episode of the Monkees. No kidding. It's not like the lack of context makes that sound more shocking than it really warrants, or anything....

And finally...

Playboy Playmates of the Month: 3

Both Christine Williams and Sharon Cintron appeared in Playboy in 1963, four and five years prior to their respective appearances on the Monkees (Christine played a biker chick, Sharon played a member of the crossdresser's band (see above)). Anne Randall appeared in Playboy a mere four months before her appearance on the Monkees as a harem girl (in the same episode that featured Beach Blanket Bingo girl).

Who was in charge of casting for these bit roles?? Tsk tsk. And they marketed the Monkees as a children's show....

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Weirdness from the Past

Found an old IM conversation (monologue) I'd pasted into a random text file:

Me: I had a really, really, really weird dream right before I woke up.
Me: I had a pet sheep, named Sheep, that was really sweet.
Me: And I was very attached to it.
Me: But it had special powers to transform into any object it wanted.
Me: Yet it didn't have complete control of this power.
Me: So it would accidentally transform into random objects sometimes.
Me: And it got lost, ended up in some stranger's house, and accidentally transformed into a sandwich.
Me: And one of the strangers ate part of the sandwich.
Me: And Sheep died!
Me: And I was really, really sad.
Me: I cried.
Me: And I was sad when I woke up.
Me: Then I went, "Wait. I'm sad about a pet sheep that died because it turned into a sandwich and got eaten?"
Me: "That's fucked up."

I, for one, am glad that I preserved this for posterity.

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

From an Ebay ad: USED 1 MONTH PERFECT 20 GALLON AQUARIUM LID AND LIGHT

Friday, December 16, 2005

Huh??

So I'm watching my degraded VHS recording of Pete Townshend on VH1 Storytellers, and I notice a strange thing in the end credits: Someone going by Ozzy Osbourne listed as a stagehand. Whahappen?

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Yay

Movie!

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Ow

This looks really painful.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Pretty Words

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Commentary on Great Literature, Part I

TheSean on Jane Eyre:

"Mr. Rochester is fucking metal."

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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

D'oh

Monday, December 05, 2005

Interesting

A slightly different take on sex in the Bible. Refreshing, I suppose.

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You're Fired

Paraphrase of a conversation prompted by the Happiness Is A Warm Gun:

Sean: Who is this?!
Sarah: Beatles.
Sean: Were they psychopaths?
Sarah: They weren't serious. They were all hippie-ish and into peace. John Lennon had that whole bed-in protest thing with Yoko for--
Sean: John Lennon was in the Beatles?
Sarah: *aneurysm*

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Santa is Fucking Metal

This can't be serious.

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Unlikely

I don't buy this. Surely one would wake up during the early stages of sex, rather than be surprised to wake up mid coitus. I'm talking about the "victim" here. The dude might have actually been sleep..."walking" or something. But unless you're unconscious, you're gonna notice and wake up if someone initiates intercourse with you in your sleep. Before it gets to the point where consent is an issue.

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