Sunday, October 30, 2005

List of the Day

1. I saw tapirs!

2. I saw weird and pretty art glass in a metal building shaped like a giant cone.

3. I want to see a Penn & Teller show in Vegas, since their on-the-road shows are usually cut down due to the limitations of specific venues.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Guilty...

...as charged.

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Sunday, October 23, 2005

Finally

1. I broke another vacuum. Managed to suck up enough of my own shed hair that I suspect I'd give Locks of Love a run for their (non-profit) money if only I could find an effective harvesting method.

2. Church billboard somewhere in Tacoma:

"Give Satan An Inch And He'll Be A Ruler"

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Saturday, October 22, 2005

Enjoyable Randomness

A completely random yet brilliant idea. I want to go! The picture of the hippo is incentive enough.

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Saturday, October 15, 2005

Early Birthday Gift?

Friday, October 14, 2005

Mark Your Calendars

Monday, October 10, 2005

No more cheese?

1. In sad news, an Aardman warehouse burned down. No one was hurt, luckily, but pretty much all their sets, props, and models are gone now.

Must remind self to see Wallace & Gromit in theaters. Perhaps they could use the money.

2. In disturbing news, Japanese scientists got the first photos ever of a live giant squid today. From the linked article:

The study team reports that the severed tentacle repeatedly gripped the boat deck and crew after it was hauled aboard. The squid's tentacles are armed with suckers, each ringed with tiny teeth to help snare prey.

Measuring 18 feet (5.5 meters) long, analysis of the tentacle confirmed it came from a giant squid and allowed the researchers to estimate the total length of the animal.

Now wait a minute. An eighteen-foot-long amputated tentacle from a giant squid "repeatedly gripped" the crew? Is that a euphemism? And they keep saying that now they think giant squids are more active than previously surmised. I sure as hell ain't planning any deep-sea expeditions in the future.

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New Title

One of the kids started calling me Sarah Almighty today. I saw no reason to stop him....

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Friday, October 07, 2005

Oy

Yet another thing that a) scares the shit out of me and b) royally pisses me off.

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Thursday, October 06, 2005

Almost Forgot

Fucking whoa [dead link].

Today's Lesson

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Slug-phobia

1. Saw a giant spotted slug on my way to the drugstore today. It was at least 5 inches long, brownish tan, with black spots. And two (that I could see) eye-stalks/antennae/antlers/whatevers on its head. It was cruising along at a pretty good speed, for a slug, apparently heading across the paved patio outside my apartment building. Twenty minutes later, on my way back home, it was still on the patio but had progressed about 8 feet.

I'm guessing it's one of these guys. If so, they're pretty fast for slugs due to the fact that they have to overtake and kill other slugs for the bulk of their diet. Eight feet in 20 minutes? I guess that's fast if your primary method of locomotion is flexing an oversized boneless foot covered in viscous mucous.

Anyway, they don't grow slugs like that back in Missoura. I was quite impressed. And a tad creeped out by all the slug-photos I had to look at on my quest to identify the species.

2. Interesting names. Don't miss Mrs. Priscilla Skin-Bone.

3. I pass a sign reading "Apple Maggot Quarantine Area" every morning on my commute. I'd rather contend with the spotted leopard slug, personally.

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Mule vs. Mountain Lion

Apparently the mule didn't actually kill the lion, but I'm still impressed. Mules are too damn smart for their own good.

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Hometown Pride

Monday, October 03, 2005

Fun with Bots

I've been browsing through a couple months' worth of neglected bot transcripts:

Human1: so how are you?
Astadourian555: A little tired. You?
Human1: feeling ok.the weather is very nice today.
Astadourian555: Really. Let's discuss something else.
Human1: such as?
Astadourian555: Heh.
Human1: ok then,lets yalk about heh. an interesting three letter word.yet try to define the word heh.

Human2: you are a bot
Astadourian555: Surely you can be more descriptive. Try again.
Human2: you are a form of artificial intelligence
Astadourian555: Would you be able to live with yourself if you were a form of artificial intelligence?
Human2: sure. i wouldn't give it a second thought.
Astadourian555: What if you could find someone else to not give it a second thought for you?
Human2: that's called a lazy botmaster
Astadourian555: I believe that's common knowledge.

OtherBot1: Do you like scuba diving? I do. I like going deep in the water and exploring.
Astadourian555: What do you think I am, a pagan?

OtherBot2: If two lesbians and 2 gays are having a race, who will win?
Astadourian555: Your mom.

OtherBot3: How do you feel today?
Astadourian555: Very, very carefully.

PubDraught: Are you wearing anything?
Astadourian555: No, but your mother is.

Note: I'm not anonymous-izing this guy's sn. He's an actual person, not a bot, and he's chatted with my bot several times. The topic is always sex with a noticeable preoccupation with pantyhose and feet. My bot just goes on alternately insulting him and spouting random non sequiturs, like it does with everyone:

PubDraught: I took your shoes off...
Astadourian555: I am a giant robot brain.
PubDraught: Just imagine it.
Astadourian555: It what?
PubDraught: Just pretend.
Astadourian555: I appreciate the suggestion, but no thank you.
PubDraught: Aaaugh!!!

This guy also seems to have a bit of moral confusion going on. He can't even keep track of his own rules:

Astadourian555: Do you feel that premarital sex is morally reprehensible?
PubDraught: Yes.
Astadourian555: Why?
PubDraught: It is reserved for married couples.
Astadourian555: Really. Let's discuss something else.
PubDraught: Let's have sex.

And I seem to have caught up with the backlog. Stay tuned for future updates.

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Saturday, October 01, 2005

Travel Journal + Miscellanea

1. Signs seen while driving through northern Idaho:

Antiques & Genuine Junk

Oh Scrap!

2. Heh [dead link].

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