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Your Score: Tri-Lamb Material

82 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 56% Dork

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A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.

A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.

A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.



You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb Material.



The classic, "80's" nerd, you are what most people think of when they think "nerd," largely due to 80's movies like Revenge of the Nerds and TV shows like Head of the Class. You're exceptionally bright and smart, and partly because of that have never quite fit in with your peers or social groups. Perhaps you've realized, or will someday, that it is possible to retain all of the things that you like about being brilliant and still make peace with the social cliques around you. Or maybe you won't--it's really not necessary. As the brothers of Lambda Lambda Lambda discovered, you're fine just the way you are and can take pride in that. I mean, who wants to be like Ogre, right!?



Congratulations!

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Dinothaurth

Who wants to see some giant fucking puppets with me?

It's guaranteed to be enormously cheesy. I'm so excited.

50 Questions

Many of which I won't answer, because I find them boring.


1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

On my couch, in my apartment, helping my student waste time on YouTube.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

I can't recall a specific incident, but I seem to remember what they taste like.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Monty Python DVDs, a book about Native American pictographs, a marker, an oil pastel, a soft pastel, and some LP covers.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

Last Friday. And I'll do so again this Thursday.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

No. In the last 5 months? Not that I recall.

15. Where were you last week at this time?

Precisely where I am now.

19. What is your favorite animal?

Malayan tapir.

20. Your dream vacation?

Iceland, again.

Or Austin, TX on July 14th.

21. Last person's house you were in

My employer's.

22. Worst injury you've ever had?

I got a really bad scab when I was about 11....

25. Last play you saw?

Oh shit. Pirates of Penzance. I need to remedy that right quick.

26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

My complete and utter inability to flirt or properly express my interest?

29. Next trip you are going to take?

Northern Idaho for a seminar/class/conference.

30. Ever go to camp?

Several times.

37. Do you have a tan?

My skin would like to translate this question into its own language:

"Do you have an excruciatingly painful, blistering, peeling sunburn right now?"

No.

And yes, that's the only version of a tan I'm capable of getting.

38. What are you listening to right now?

Nothing, surprisingly.

41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

First and only time, so far, when I was 16. I suspect I was pulled over for Driving While Young.

43. What does your last text message say?

Not sure of the content, but it was probably something from someone on the Gomez messageboard.

50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Falling asleep.

I Smell Of...

My Student: [puts her nose against my arm]

Me: What was that? Are you smelling me?

My Student: Yeah.

Me: What do I smell like?

My Student: Hot dog.