Finally, the respect I deserve.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Reverend Lady Sarah the Erudite of London by the Bow Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Scary. As. Hell.

Government-funded religious indoctrination in prisons?

Apparently so.

Even better: if prisoners join, they get their sentence reduced.

Holy Crap

At least two Gomez shows in the northwest around my birthday. Perfect.

Rather Accurate, I'd Say

Loser- INTP

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly. Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now. On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up. I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound? *****************

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on Ok Cupid

Listage

1. I didn't know they still made these. What precisely is the advantage of this over a vacuum?

2. I've seen at least three of these growing outside my apartment. There's something fascinating yet skin-crawling about them. Certainly nothing you'd see growing in the Midwest. Or New England.

3. Apparently Rasputin was a beach bum, judging by his footwear.

Lemming Time

I'm quite fond of the "cabin in the woods" part.