Long Lost So-And-So

Hi there. Didn't I last see you in the second grade? I thought (i.e. hoped) you went extinct and wouldn't be seen until puzzled archaeologists re-discovered you in the year 3030.

The Friendly Skies

I'm afraid this is what would've happened if I'd ever managed to get my pilot's license.

Funny

Huh. Political commentary. Who knew.

What He Said

Ragnar Tornquist sayeth: That’s what makes some people writers and others not: writers come with built-in dictionaries. Have yourself tested, and see if you too can be a writer! Make millions! Earn the respect of your peers! Get laid!

Hmm. Hasn't worked so far. I think my built-in dictionary might have some misprints.

And, indirectly related, here's something to cheer you up [dead link].