What He Said

Ragnar Tornquist sayeth: That’s what makes some people writers and others not: writers come with built-in dictionaries. Have yourself tested, and see if you too can be a writer! Make millions! Earn the respect of your peers! Get laid!

Hmm. Hasn't worked so far. I think my built-in dictionary might have some misprints.

And, indirectly related, here's something to cheer you up [dead link].