No Surprises Here

You are a Linguistic Thinker

Linguistic thinkers:

* Tend to think in words, and like to use language to express complex ideas.
* Are sensitive to the sounds and rhythms of words as well as their meanings.

Other Linguistic Thinkers include
William Shakespeare, Sylvia Plath, Anne Frank

Careers which suit Linguistic thinkers include
Journalist, Librarian, Salesperson, Proof-reader, Translator, Poet, Lyricist

Test here.

Graphic Design

This is where I'll be Tuesday night:



I didn't make the poster. Look here for that info.

And...

Not that I actually got to see this show (I should be so lucky), but I love this poster:



Info here.

Detox

I'm going through concert withdrawal. Yet I have another one in exactly one week. Trying not to look forward to it so hard that it's an anticlimax. Wish me luck.

Biorhythmically Speaking...

I should attend group therapy with:
[100% emotional compatibility]
Michael Chrichton
Divine (awesome)
Jerry Bruckheimer (heh)
John Cleese
Keith Moon (fun!)
Lyle Lovett
Noam Chomsky
Terry Gilliam

I should form a brain trust with:
[100% intellectual compatibility]
Adam Sandler (oy)
Bob Dylan
Boy George (?)
Courtney Love (?!)
Dave Chappelle
David Wain (score!)
Davy Jones (dammit)
Donald Trump (eh...)
Gene Wilder
Janice Dickinson (ha)
Jason Bateman
Joe Pesci (seems like a man who can get things done)
John Travolta
Kurt Cobain
Lou Taylor Pucci
Lyle Lovett (again??)
Micky Dolenz
Nancy Reagan
Nick Hornby
Rufus Wainwright
Sharon Osbourne
Stephen Hawking

I should...work out with:
[100% physical compatibility]
Axl Rose (ew...the man who stole his signature dance move from Davy Jones)
David Spade (I don't like the pattern emerging here)
Flavor Flav (ew!)
Hugh Hefner (biorhythms suck ass)
Iggy Pop
Jack Black
Kurt Cobain

Pope-pourri

1. A scary thing.

2. A happy thing. Number 8. I'm still amazed at some of the people they ranked above.

3. A silly thing. ~1:30. "Umbrella time?"

4. A Latin thing. ~1:20.

5. "I doubt their tool bags are that advanced."

6. Why does this game always end with someone's head in someone else's lap? ("Can't you forget you're a carpet inspector for one day?!")

Translation, please?

Church Billboard:

Man Whitewashes
God Washeswhite

What does it mean? Is it racist? Is it a comment on personal hygiene? Laundry?