Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Biorhythmically Speaking...

I should attend group therapy with:
[100% emotional compatibility]
Michael Chrichton
Divine (awesome)
Jerry Bruckheimer (heh)
John Cleese
Keith Moon (fun!)
Lyle Lovett
Noam Chomsky
Terry Gilliam

I should form a brain trust with:
[100% intellectual compatibility]
Adam Sandler (oy)
Bob Dylan
Boy George (?)
Courtney Love (?!)
Dave Chappelle
David Wain (score!)
Davy Jones (dammit)
Donald Trump (eh...)
Gene Wilder
Janice Dickinson (ha)
Jason Bateman
Joe Pesci (seems like a man who can get things done)
John Travolta
Kurt Cobain
Lou Taylor Pucci
Lyle Lovett (again??)
Micky Dolenz
Nancy Reagan
Nick Hornby
Rufus Wainwright
Sharon Osbourne
Stephen Hawking

I should...work out with:
[100% physical compatibility]
Axl Rose (ew...the man who stole his signature dance move from Davy Jones)
David Spade (I don't like the pattern emerging here)
Flavor Flav (ew!)
Hugh Hefner (biorhythms suck ass)
Iggy Pop
Jack Black
Kurt Cobain

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