From an Ebay ad: USED 1 MONTH PERFECT 20 GALLON AQUARIUM LID AND LIGHT

"AN EXPERIENCE IN MY OWN LIFE, LOSING A FINGER WHILE FIGHTING A PITBULL AND A HUSKY TO PROTECT A WOMAN AND HER INFANT CHILD, SHOWED ME HOW HORRIBLE THE HEALTHCARE WORLD IS AND THAT SOMEONE LIKE ME, WHO WANTS TO IMPROVE OUR WORLD, WOULDN’T FIT IN."

Uh, thanks buddy. Now how about that aquarium lid?