Amusing

In the state of Texas, it's illegal for a dick to touch an asshole.

I Heart Iceland

Yet another reason.

TapirFest 2007

1. These are obviously animals possessing a high level of anxiety.

2. Itchy.

3. And here we see some evidence that some of their closest relatives are equines.

4. Weird-ass animal Death Match.

5. Cutest watermelon on legs ever.

Time to Spare

1. What kind of person invents and then patents this?

I'm not saying he/she is a bad person, necessarily. Just not an ordinary one.

2. I just watched a documentary about David Bowie's teeth. The specter of show withdrawal rears its ugly head as I look for entertainment in the strangest of places....

Dorking Out

Integrity??

Cognitive Dissonance

These people know what they're doing.

Goodbye, Kurt. Hope you enjoyed the ride. We're glad you shared your version of it.

Great.

The one drug I've found that prevents recurrent episodes of profound, debilitating abdominal pain that infrequently causes vomiting -- not from nausea, from pain -- has been taken off the market. Thanks, FDA.