Career Matchmaker
Your Career Suggestions
1. Computer Trainer
[Eww...]
2. Corporate Trainer
[Eww...]
3. Foreign Language Instructor
[Not bad.]
4. ESL Teacher
[Not bad.]
5. Music Teacher / Instructor
[Not sure how good I'd be, but it'd be fun...]
6. Speech-Language Pathologist
[Hey!]
7. Professor
[Sweet.]
8. Special Effects Technician
[Huh?]
9. Actor
[No way.]
10. Desktop Publisher
[Are you kidding me? I have a visual-spatial IQ of 0.]
11. Set Designer
[Sounds like fun, but see the above.]
12. Animator
[Can't draw. Next.]
13. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
[Like I said...]
14. Costume Designer
[See #11.]
15. Musician
[Is karaoke a profession?]
16. Artist
[What kind are we talking about here...?]
17. Comedian
[If it's just writing, I'd like that. No performing, though, please.]
18. Casting Director
[Sweet. Don't think I have the necessary social skills, though.]
19. Critic
[I love that show!]
20. Print Journalist
[Meh.]
21. Sport Psychology Consultant
[Uh, no.]
22. Translator
[Sweet.]
23. Market Research Analyst
[Eww...]
24. Writer
[Sweet.]
25. Composer
[No way.]
26. Medical Illustrator
[No fucking way.]
27. Director of Photography
[Sweet. Though I have absolutely none of the requisite skills.]
28. Industrial Designer
[No way.]
29. Psychologist
[Sweet.]
30. Potter
[Harry?]
31. Communications Specialist
[Meh.]
32. Public Relations Specialist
[Bleh.]
33. Activist
[Heh.]
34. Political Aide
[Eww...]
35. Public Policy Analyst
[Maybe eventually...]
36. Occupational Therapist
[Heh.]
37. Exhibit Designer
[Sweet.]
38. Humanitarian Aid Worker
[Meh.]
39. Foreign Service Officer
[Eww...]
40. Technical Writer
[Eww...]
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Well, straight out of college I landed a job that basically combines my #'s 4, 6, 29, and 36. Not bad.
1. Computer Trainer
[Eww...]
2. Corporate Trainer
[Eww...]
3. Foreign Language Instructor
[Not bad.]
4. ESL Teacher
[Not bad.]
5. Music Teacher / Instructor
[Not sure how good I'd be, but it'd be fun...]
6. Speech-Language Pathologist
[Hey!]
7. Professor
[Sweet.]
8. Special Effects Technician
[Huh?]
9. Actor
[No way.]
10. Desktop Publisher
[Are you kidding me? I have a visual-spatial IQ of 0.]
11. Set Designer
[Sounds like fun, but see the above.]
12. Animator
[Can't draw. Next.]
13. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
[Like I said...]
14. Costume Designer
[See #11.]
15. Musician
[Is karaoke a profession?]
16. Artist
[What kind are we talking about here...?]
17. Comedian
[If it's just writing, I'd like that. No performing, though, please.]
18. Casting Director
[Sweet. Don't think I have the necessary social skills, though.]
19. Critic
[I love that show!]
20. Print Journalist
[Meh.]
21. Sport Psychology Consultant
[Uh, no.]
22. Translator
[Sweet.]
23. Market Research Analyst
[Eww...]
24. Writer
[Sweet.]
25. Composer
[No way.]
26. Medical Illustrator
[No fucking way.]
27. Director of Photography
[Sweet. Though I have absolutely none of the requisite skills.]
28. Industrial Designer
[No way.]
29. Psychologist
[Sweet.]
30. Potter
[Harry?]
31. Communications Specialist
[Meh.]
32. Public Relations Specialist
[Bleh.]
33. Activist
[Heh.]
34. Political Aide
[Eww...]
35. Public Policy Analyst
[Maybe eventually...]
36. Occupational Therapist
[Heh.]
37. Exhibit Designer
[Sweet.]
38. Humanitarian Aid Worker
[Meh.]
39. Foreign Service Officer
[Eww...]
40. Technical Writer
[Eww...]
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Well, straight out of college I landed a job that basically combines my #'s 4, 6, 29, and 36. Not bad.
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