1. Need gift ideas for loved ones? The answer is here.

2. "This model is a three speed so you can really tear it up."

3. "I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler."

4. Collaboration between Radiohead and Sigur Ros? Check. Performative uncertainty? Check. Modern dance? Check. My excuse for not being there? Disappointingly absent.

5. I doubt I will ever see a more pissed-off looking horse in all my days.