Miscellany

1. Great idea. If you ever feel the need to screw with the minds of a few art historians, follow this guy's lead. You may even see your kitsch featured in an internationally touring exhibit.

2. I think lawmakers should be more concerned with why a fifth grader proposes a law like this than whether it should become law.

3. More stuff to read. Rock on.

4. Thank you, John Cage, for making classical music performance more boring than ever before.

5. Underwater prehistoric cave paintings. Flinstones-esque scuba equipment yet to be discovered.