How am I not myself?

1. File at work today focused almost solely on potty training. Am now intimately acquainted with the sound of emptying urine from a training potty into the "grownup potty." Relatedly, I formulated the following:

pronoun reversal + "vagina" = hilarious confusion

2. Watched I Heart Huckabees again tonight:

"You can't deal with my infinite nature, can you?"