1. I wonder how many 'costumed actors' have been strangled by irritable women having contractions?

2. I knew it.

3. I knew there was a reason I didn't eventually settle on archaeology as my major....

4. This is the real Robinson Crusoe?

Hunting goats became a sport for Selkirk. He learned to outrun them and throw them to the ground while running.

So you're saying he was a hillbilly?

5. It's about time.