1. Owwwwww....

If she was in pain and there was no way to alleviate it, sure, killing herself seems reasonable. If she just didn't like the way she looked or the fact that she lost her sight, etc., then I'm a bit more skeptical. Either way, though, she should've been able to (legally) decide for herself.

2. An interesting idea. Hopefully they don't fuck it up.

3. Conservatives don't like school?

4. Awesome.

5. I heard llamas and alpacas do a better job at this.