1. Tacoma is 12,204 elephants away from Seattle.

2. This has got to be fake. It's just too perfect.

3. Evidence that common sense and basic morality can exist without religion? If so many different religions came up with the same rule, it can't be exclusively inherent to or dependent on the religions themselves.

And of course, a smartass response to the above.

Found at www.friendlyatheist.com.

4. [P]rejudice against Catholicism is the last acceptable bias in America.

Oh really?

I'm not even going to justify that with a response.

5. Also found at www.friendlyatheist.com:

Atheism will lead to the extinction of the human race!