1. How long do you spend in the shower?
10-60 minutes.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
Chastity belt.

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
Paw prints.

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
Rohypnol.

5. What's another word for blemish?
Leprosy.

6. Something you'd cook in the microwave?
Tea.

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving?
Precious Moments curio cabinet.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
Free laundry.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner?
Growl/bark at black people.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for?
Breathalyzer.

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
Spelunking.

12. Name a phrase with the word 'Home' in it?
Base/free/boy.

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
Competitive eating.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?
Teach.

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
Cleared sinuses.

16. Name something found at a Séance?
Gullibility.

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
Big.

18. Name something that gets folded?
Socks.

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
How does one manage to wear something without a hole in it?

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
Life-span. Or patience.