Turn Them Shits Up
1. Fun facts brough to you by this thing:
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
Contrary to popular belief, Brown University is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Missouri.
Cats use their atheism to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
Iceland will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have boobies floating in their swimming pools.
2. Sad. Though I suppose a school is a private institution and can discriminate as it sees fit.... Wait. Public school. And since when do schools require their bus drivers to be role models? I certainly wouldn't want to model myself after some of the wacko bus drivers I encountered as a kid.
The whole husband-vampire thing is a little weird, though, I have to admit.
3. Rock on, Iceland. Rock on.
Of course this won't work anywhere else in the world, given natural resources and population density. But good for them nonetheless.
4. Like shooting fish in a barrel, this. Still funny though.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
Contrary to popular belief, Brown University is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Missouri.
Cats use their atheism to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
Iceland will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have boobies floating in their swimming pools.
2. Sad. Though I suppose a school is a private institution and can discriminate as it sees fit.... Wait. Public school. And since when do schools require their bus drivers to be role models? I certainly wouldn't want to model myself after some of the wacko bus drivers I encountered as a kid.
The whole husband-vampire thing is a little weird, though, I have to admit.
3. Rock on, Iceland. Rock on.
Of course this won't work anywhere else in the world, given natural resources and population density. But good for them nonetheless.
4. Like shooting fish in a barrel, this. Still funny though.
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