Manual Labor

1. Got paid approximately $50/hour to mow the front yard and along the driveway. Not bad. Though I'm sure I look like the Supreme Dork of the Universe when I'm mowing. Complete with visor, sound-proof headphones, and cargo vest. Not to mention singing along to my walkman who-knows-how-loud since I can't hear anything over the mower or through the headphones.

2. Scary.

3. Why oh why didn't this happen *before* I left?

4. Unpacking update: sorry, no amusing lists as of yet. My only comment: I own entirely too much stuff.